Movie Trailer Junkie

I don't know if watching movie trailers can be considered a past time, but if it can be it's one of mine. I love the brief glimpse, the small taste, that trailers give of the films of the future. I often times, as is the case this evening, sit on IMDb or iTunes Movie Trailers and watch all the newest trailers for hours. I make mental lists of which movies I want to see as soon as they come out, which ones can wait until the dollar theater, and which ones will fade into the obscurity of my mind and never be thought of again, probably for good reason. While I watch these movie trailers I keep a running commentary going in my head. Because I am hilarious, and like to amuse myself. Here are the highlights of tonights preview binge.

• I know next to nothing about the Superman cannon. I think my knowledge is limited to him alien thing who wears underwear over his tights. Also Kryptonite is bad.
• There are a lot of big name movies coming out this summer that I should be excited to see, that I'm just...not. I'll still end up seeing them, I'm just not as thrilled about them. (I'm looking at you Iron Man 3).
• Old people falling in love movies ick me out. Pierce Brosnan is no longer sexy.
• I am so over struggling dance/music performers making it big time while trying to maintain their sense of self movies.
• If I see all the movies I want to see I will have no money. And given my propensity to see movies alone I will probably also lose all my friends.
• I have a huge crush on Jesse Eisenberg. There is just something about him...
• Planes? Really Pixar? Cut the crap and jump me straight to Monsters Inc. part 2.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger should not have resumed acting. It is possible that he never should have started. Stick to what you know governator, pumping steroids and screwing your housekeeper.
• They're making another "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"? Does this mean I should see the first one?
• Julianne Moore is in everything, and I'm not upset.

That's our show, or at least my take on small clips from shows that have yet to be released, thanks for watching! Join us next time when Jessica tries to forget her antisocial tendencies in a cloud of 2 minute movie clips!

Twice!

Sister  Jean A Simmons, first lady to pray in General Conference.

And Sister Carole E. Stephens makes two! 

What's that? Doth mine eyes deceive me? That's not one, but two ladies that prayed in GC this weekend. Gender role and morality talks being set aside for a moment, things can change and we can change them! It's not everything, but it's something.